Dinner for 20 in New Texas

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  Dinner for 20 in New Texas

By Daniel Rigney

Co-hosted by Molly Ivins and Ann Richards

Scholz’s Garden, Austin, New Texas

Sunset

Not Summer

featuring Nueva Tejana

a cuisine so innovative it doesn’t exist yet.

Music by Willie Nelson and NPR's Happy Jazz Band

Come as you are.

INVITEES:

Mark Twain

Michelle Obama (Barack sends his regrets)

Charlie Rose

                     Emily Dickinson (respectfully declined)

Billie Holiday

Dorothy Parker

Lao Tsu (have not heard back)

Steve Jobs (may be late -- working on new idea)

Rachel Maddow

Henny Youngman (sent one-line reply)

Jorge Luis Borges (will attend metaphysically)

Woody Allen

Frida Kahlo (may bring Diego Rivera)

Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert

Steve Martin

Anna Quindlen

Garrison Keillor

Kurt Vonnegut

Oscar Wilde

William Shakespeare

Socrates

David Foster Wallace

Tina Fey

 

Rod Serling

 Event Documentarians: Ken Burns and Lynn Novick

Molly, Ann and I welcome you all to New Texas.

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